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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 25, 2018
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
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Terence (185 BC - 159 BC)  
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
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Walter Winchell (1897 - 1972)  
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
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Joe Weinstein  
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One  
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