Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 16, 2018
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Jimmy Buffett  
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.
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Soren Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855)  
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"  
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