Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 12, 2018
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Life is too short for traffic.
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Dan Bellack  
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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Jack Handey (1949 - ), Deep Thoughts  
Nothing surely is as potent as a law that may not be disobeyed. It has the force of the water drop that hollows the stone. A small dainty task, if it be really daily, will beat the labours of a spasmodic Hercules.
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Anthony Trollope (1815 - 1882), We Have Met the Enemy: Self-Control in an Age of Excess, 2011  
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