Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 24, 2018
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)  
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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James Thorpe (1888 - 1953)  
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
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