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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 06, 2018
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Tommy Cooper  
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
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Joe Weinstein  
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Frank Leahy  
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.
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Robertson Davies  
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