Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 08, 2017
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)  
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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Jackie Mason (1934 - )  
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
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