Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 20, 2017
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
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Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)  
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
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Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936)  
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
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Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen Show, 05-17-13  
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