Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 20, 2017
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dick Gregory (1932 - )  
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
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Eric Ambler  
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Scott Adams (1957 - )  
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, #1615, March 2010  
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