Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 12, 2017
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)  
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
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Burt Bacharach (1928 - )  
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), Letters and Social Aims: The Comic, 1876  
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
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Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)  
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