Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 20, 2017
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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David Letterman (1947 - )  
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
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Lord Falkland (1610 - 1643)  
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
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Buck Henry  
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