Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 16, 2017
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)  
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
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Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)  
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
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Arnold Lobel  
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Jackie Mason (1934 - )  
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