Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 22, 2016
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I  
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
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Robert Chapman  
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