Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 07, 2016
In the end, everything is a gag.
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Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977)  
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Berton Averre  
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
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Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887)  
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Matt Groening (1954 - ), "Life in Hell"  
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