Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 02, 2015
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Rita Rudner  
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)  
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
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Arnold Lobel  
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