Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 04, 2014
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )  
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
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Lewis Carroll (1832 - 1898)  
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)  
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
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