Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 18, 2014
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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Jonathan Winters  
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
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Carl Reiner  
The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
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William Faulkner (1897 - 1962)  
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
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