Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 04, 2014
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
From "Taxi"  
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980), In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)  
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
Steven Weinberg (1933 - )  
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