Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 25, 2014
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)  
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)  
I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Natural Causes, 06-07-13  
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