Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 19, 2014
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Arthur Miller (1915 - 2005)  
I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Elizabeth Taylor (1932 - )  
If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 10-02-07  
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