Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 13, 2014
A coupla months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library.
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Westheimer's Discovery  
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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Martin Mull (1943 - )  
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Dilbert Future  
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"  
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