Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 12, 2014
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927), "Three Men in a Boat", 1889  
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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John Lithgow  
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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Terry Pratchett  
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