Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 01, 2013
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
William James (1842 - 1910)  
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard  
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)  
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