Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 12, 2013
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
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Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933)  
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)  
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Pygmalion (1916) preface  
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
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