Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 28, 2013
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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Marston Bates  
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), An Ideal husband, 1893  
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
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Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)  
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