Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 15, 2013
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
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M. Cartmill  
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Alan Perlis  
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Tommy Cooper  
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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E. V. Lucas  
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