Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 07, 2013
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Emo Phillips  
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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Victor Borge (1909 - 2000)  
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
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Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)  
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
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Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)  
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