Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 02, 2013
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Only fools are positive.
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Moe Howard (1897 - 1975)  
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)  
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