Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 10, 2013
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
John Sladek  
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"  
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
Ronnie Shakes  
The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.
Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)  
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