Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 05, 2013
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
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Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960), Nods and Becks, 1944  
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