Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 17, 2013
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), Here Lies (1939), "The Little Hours"  
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
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Marvin Minsky  
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )  
Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
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Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan, Big Bang Theory, The Agreement Dissection, 2011  
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