Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 17, 2013
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), Here Lies (1939), "The Little Hours"  
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Marvin Minsky  
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Henry Kissinger (1923 - )  
Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan, Big Bang Theory, The Agreement Dissection, 2011  
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