Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 20, 2013
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817)  
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
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Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)  
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