Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 01, 2013
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003)  
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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Jean Kerr  
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
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Amanda Cross (1926 - )  
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"  
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