Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 22, 2013
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ), Clarke's first law  
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
De La Lastra's Law  
Is there life before death?
Graffito, in Belfast  
'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.
Scott Adams (1957 - ), Dilbert, 11-05-09  
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