Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 05, 2013
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)  
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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Will Durant (1885 - 1981)  
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
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Richard Pryor (1940 - 2005), Guardian Unlimited (UK) August 9, 2004  
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
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