Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 16, 2012
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)  
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)  
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)  
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