Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 06, 2012
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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Arthur Miller (1915 - 2005)  
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
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Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972), in Look, Apr. 3, 1956  
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Mitch All Together  
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