Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 02, 2012
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Errol Flynn (1909 - 1959)  
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
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Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)  
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )  
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Personal Conduct"  
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