Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 21, 2012
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), Mostly Harmless  
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Mother Night  
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