Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 19, 2012
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmers' Almanac, 1978  
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Ed Gardner  
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937  
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Alan Corenk  
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