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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 09, 2009
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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John Cleese (1939 - )  
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
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Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)  
An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
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John H. Patterson  
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy  
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