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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 31, 2008
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.
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W. S. Gilbert (1836 - 1911)
Confusion is always the most honest response.
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Marty Indik
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935)
S p o n s o r e d   L i n k [Buy a text ad here]
What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
Funny T-Shirts from Busted Tees
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