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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 24, 2006
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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David Letterman (1947 - )
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
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Jimmy Buffett, Song Title
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Dame Edna Everage (1934 - ), In a television interview with Joan Rivers
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