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My Mum came over to visit for a couple of days, we had a great time.
Having a farewell lunch, the diminutive demon tried to leapfrog a bike rack. I'd had one small taste of a very nice piece of salmon when short arse comes in crying with what, after much ado, turned out to be fractures of both ulna and radius.
What was God thinking when he invented bloody children?

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السلام عليكم

No pleasure without pain, but seems an irrational revenge for a bite of apple

Sorry for the rugrat, but he will get masses of attention and sympathy and can show off the plaster at school and get his mates to draw on it. I believe plaster even comes in different colours now, did he get a choice?

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e e cummings (1894 - 1962)

It was so much easier to blame it on Them.................If it was us, what did that make Me?............. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

He got good, old fashioned, plaster of paris in a stylish white. How kiddies adapt, he's already happily working around the cast - even writing off handed! Maybe this is the cure for mollydookers?

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