Quotations and Literature Forum

I need something to read everyday and think, yeah, that's right, that's how it is, that's what i want and that's how i need to think to get it.

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

um, thanks for that. it fits perfectly. but i won't object to more quotes, i need them. thanks again.

Nothing lasts forever...so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances & never have regrets, because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

hey u got a mirror? look at ur self & understand you are too beautiful to let anybody break your heart!

be somebody you would be proud to know!
the steeper the mountain the harder to climb the better view is from the finishing line!

today its the tomorrow we worried about yesterday

Nature if posible will trick you
The day you would sell your soul at any price,there is plenty of souls
Necesity its the mother of weird bed partnerS
A conclusion its whre you got tired of thinking
something false yet easy to do and understand its much more useful than a complex and uncomprehensible truth

hope this helps in any case you should check "murphys law 2000" full of funny life applied quotes

Nice poem my friend, keep prudent.

prudence eheheh yeah that is my way nowadays althought im serisously dissapointed based on the circumstances that has occur to me recently. another funny and inspiring quote will be"when in terrible danger and doubt, run in litle circles wave your arms and shout!!"

Thank you all!
They're really helpful, keep them coming please!

One of my favorites is:

Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'
-- Jedi Master Yoda

It makes me laugh because I always have this image and voice of Yoda from star wars in my head when I see it. But I think its very true!

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

Michael Jordan(http://quotesfan.com/quotes/by/michael_jordan/1.aspx)

Hello,

Nice collection of quotes i got in this forum these are really good. One of my favorite is

"Never expect things to happen,struggle & make them happen. Never expect yourself to be given a good value, Create a value of your own"



Regards,
Jimclemmer

It's not exactly funny, but the one that works for me is:

The only things that stand between a person and what they want in life are the will to try it, and the faith to believe it's possible.
-Rich Devos

Hii, i recently joined this forum and got to read some really nice quotes in this post...well i am myself quite interested in searching quotes and reading them.... i do try to follow good things i read in life... some quotes are really encouraging while some really make you think twice ...

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
- Christopher Columbus


"Forgiveness is the answer to the child’s dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again."
- Dag Hammarskjold


"When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free."
- Catherine Ponder