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Is Heaven Bound a good idea/name for a memorial business?

What about Goodbye Memorial Park? :|

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--------------Letters—Time editor

----------- -A nice women is a compliment to the people that meet her. She inspires men to be gracious and kind. Courtesy to a pleasant women is a gift from a man of virtue. Hillary Clinton is a woman. - Now however, in the current manipulating grasp for the Oval Office; Hillary Clinton needs Bill Clinton to dominate her reason and direction-- in effect to be elected as president. But as you know;- as if being elected— with or without Bill Clinton;-- Hillary Clinton as herself-- could never manage to be--“a president.”--Thus, to answer your question – * ‘Who Hates Hillary More ?’- Time-Nov. 5 , 2007;--I wonder that Bill Clinton’s hand in his wife’s campaign for the Oval Office--is not his goal of deluded hate: That is; who does not see the end results of Hillary’s (Bill) project….

.....frankCC –©--103107

---------------is the bear catholic ?

--------the 2008 presidential election is more fun than most
-- web pages.........that is----you should watch your country skirting
-------the edge of the toilet to keep from falling in........

-----------but it's really not to laugh.....

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Does the pope sh*t in the woods?

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If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear, does anyone really care?

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----------------the pope defecates --OK -he-- sh*ts---on the Bear----
--and they both watch and listen as the trees fall.........

--------where has this forum page gone ???


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Anajo wrote:
Does the pope sh*t in the woods?

Brilliant.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tKIhIyGcBbI
At 3:50.
Watch the whole movie.


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----------------------*A virtue, to be of any value must be alloyed with a common and more durable vice.
frankCC-- © —/061806/

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-----The milkman walks up the walk to the house; steps three steps up and leaves two quarts of milk in the wire container. He picks up the two empty bottles but he sees a note in one bottle. He reads the note, looks puzzled,- knocks on the door.
---- A lady opens the door and she said,--"oh--hello there".
------ The milkman says.--" Madam, your note says for next Monday's delivery you want ninety seven quarts of milk,---is that right?"
-------"Oh yes", she says.
-------"Madam, we can handle that amount; but may I ask for what purpose?"--
------"Of course. I have discovered that sitting in the tub full of milk for twenty five minutes-- makes my skin all clean and free of any blemishes."
---------"Well--you do look healthy. I must tell my wife to give that a try."
Then he asks, "Will that be Homogenize?" -------
----------The lady answers, "Oh no, just up to my tits."
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--oh-- wait---sorry … wrong pre-punch line----The milkman asks the lady;---
-------------"Will that be Pasteurize ?"

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Heh. Past your eyes.


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Why do they call them "apartments" when they all stuck together?


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Who wants to celebrate with me?

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Can I join the celebration?


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I don't know, can you?


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