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 Post subject: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:43 am 
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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills
uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are
caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen
monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes
severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become
dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid
rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of
automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:25 am 
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"But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But it's better to lose some of the battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what you're fighting for."
~Paulo Coelho

"But there is suffering in life, and there are deaths. No one can avoid them. But it's better to be poisoned by dihydrogen monoxide in the struggles for good life than to live without ever knowing what you are living for."
~Chemical Proverb made by me 10 seconds ago, inspired by Paulo Coelho :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:29 am 
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's all I'm going to say. I won't ruin it.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:07 pm 
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I should add that the goverenment has refused to ban it and that extensive military tests have been done concerning it. Over 70% of crimes a committed shortly after ingestion of this dangerous chemical.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:12 pm 
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Yea I know I know... but what can we do...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:27 pm 
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wow...that took me a few minutes, and I've actually done a few projects on the chemical


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My grade 7 teacher showed this to us. We thought it was something we really had to ban... he laughed so hard he had to leave the room.


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