I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that we have no Shrek fans among us.
Youll have to forgive me, in everday conversations, i dont stop quoteing movies. Most of my mates know the lines to movies they havent even seen, because the've spent to much time around me. We should have a quote-a-thon.
Anyways, if yourve seen the movie and you want me to jog your memory, its the scene where Donkey and Shrek are walking outside of Lord Farquats Castle, and then Shrek makes the comment to Donkey that ogres are like onions (see below). And then Parfaits come into it:
Quote:
SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
DONKEY: Example?
SHREK: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
DONKEY: [Sniffs] They stink?
SHREK: Yes. No!
DONKEY: They make you cry?
SHREK: No!
DONKEY: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting' little white hairs.
SHREK: No! Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [Sighs]
DONKEY: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. [Sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
SHREK: I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes.
DONKEY: Parfait! Everybody likes Parfait! I aint never gone up to anyone and gone 'Hey man, lets go get some Parfait,' and then the've gone 'Hell NO i dont want no Parfait!'
Ok. Maybe that cleared things up, but chance are it only made things worse.
Why did i quote Shrek? Some things are better off not knowing. That i and i have absolutely no idea why.
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