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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2002 9:23 am 
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Fibbing is to fishing as sipping is to drinking.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2002 4:46 pm 
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I'm not drunk I just had tee martoonies, I'm not under the alchklafluence of the ichklaholic septical clink, I feel so foolish my whees are kneek, the drunker I stand here the longer I get.


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I liked this topic, so I think I might bring it back up from its grave...

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Zombie topic! Run! Save yourselves!

I'll be pissed on some beverage or other next time I post, for creative reasons.

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cheGuevara wrote:
Zombie topic! Run! Save yourselves!

I'll be pissed on some beverage or other next time I post, for creative reasons.

Yes! Zombie! But I agree, I can't come up w/ anything like this sober... Well, maybe if I haven't slept in a week, but maybe... I'm considering adding the conversation between my brother and I while we were out of it...

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(Conversation between my brother and I at 3:00 a.m. about my nut allergies.)

Bro: Ya no wat? Yesh, here take thish hershye bra and shoev ti up or noose! Gets yer peanut AIDS! Yesh! *Shoves bar in my face*

Me: Oush! Why yo gota be like that man? Shivin stuffs lla up in my grilsh...

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“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid”
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“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”

~Winston Churchill

But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
~Irish love ballad

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