Quotations and Literature Forum

If the world is 75% water then why aren't we fishing 75% of the time?

Paris Landing State Park, July 5th, 2003

Not to sure. Probably because people wouldn't want there food to be 75% fish (or sea food).

Fishing:

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.
--John Evans

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
--Doug Larson

We eat fish and fish eat us.
--Dana Scully

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
--Chinese Proverb

Normal People Scare Me

t-shirt quotation, Pin Oak Lake, June 29, 2003

Who knows what happened to the midnight cow girl?

I just saw a chick at the Sonic wearing a pink T-shirt with white lettering.

KISS ME before my boyfriend comes back

I just found this one in my quail box (e-mail).

"QUIT STARING AT MY TITS
and touch them!"

Well I saw one strange stuff too on a guys T-shirt.

"Love is Blind, ask my girlfriend"

_________________
Ishrat Noor Khan

May the Forest be with you.

(T-shirt slogan, Land Between The Lakes Nationa Forest, 2004)

The Midnight Cowgril was a woman who took the liberty to solicite sexual activity here in the quoteland forums. She posted sexually suggestive remarks during the late hours of night or the early hours of morning. A fourm member alerted the owner and the post were removed.