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DSW
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 Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:07 am |
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One never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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DaveC
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:31 am |
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Because Psychics are con artists.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:21 am |
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Because, then the universities would cash in and create a "get your degree program" for them, and we'd be flooded by the masses of people suddenly converting.
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"The sun rises every day. What is to love? Lock the sun in a box. Force the sun to overcome adversity in order to rise. THEN, we will cheer! I often admire a beautiful sunrise, but I will never consider the sun a champion for having risen."
Garth Stein
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DSW
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:12 pm |
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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TBird
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:18 pm |
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Why is it that hotdogs come in packages of 10, while hotdog buns come in packages of 8?
Why is it that non-conformist hang out together?
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Kon Freak
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:22 am |
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Why is it that the drugs used to save lives are the same used to kill?
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"The sun rises every day. What is to love? Lock the sun in a box. Force the sun to overcome adversity in order to rise. THEN, we will cheer! I often admire a beautiful sunrise, but I will never consider the sun a champion for having risen."
Garth Stein
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DSW
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:01 pm |
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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TBird
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:38 pm |
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Why is that whenever something bad happens to Christians, they say it's either God testing them, or it's the work of the Devil? But whenever something bad happens to a people of another Faith, then it's God's Wrath? (Rhetorical)
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DSW
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:24 pm |
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Why should I thank god for all that's good, but not blame god for all that's bad?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:44 am |
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Because God is the source of everything that is good, and the Devil is the source of all that is bad. And therefore everything bad is your fault, because if you hadn't let the devil in, God would make everything perfect. *insert sarcasm here*
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Sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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